Maybe this is childish and stupid but im pretty sure it'll boost forum morale... things are looking bleek today. So here goes 5 word story. ?
Once there was a little...
Once there was a little...
5 word story
It's like a cold rainy day on the forum today. Where is everyone ???
boy from Cape Town South...Gray wrote: Once there was a little...
who enjoyed touching his girlfriendsSpyke wrote:boy from Cape Town South...Gray wrote: Once there was a little...
This has the potential to degenerate rapidly. If you really must, try these on for size:
POLKA DOT UNDIES
Bowser & Blue
(In a Dylan "Highway 61" style)
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck.
I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to
Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts,
And I blushed brightly when she showed me her
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls,
So I took off my pants, and I showed her my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart.
I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna
Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass."
She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick.
She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front.
She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my
Brother's new car? The one that he stole?"
Then she asked me to look up her
Whole damn family, and I went into shock
When I found out it was her sister who really liked
Polka-dot undies!
Polka-dot undies!
Yeah!
(instrumental)
Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm:
She'd swallow almost anything, except for
Stories that her brother didn't like birds,
But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat
Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb.
I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!
I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what.
Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your
Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel."
She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a
Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon!
But get me home real fast before I lose my
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!
The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'.
But you'll never find it in a glass of warm
Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit,
And you probably already think I am full of
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your
Polka-dot undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah, your edible undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah!
POLKA DOT UNDIES
Bowser & Blue
(In a Dylan "Highway 61" style)
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck.
I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to
Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts,
And I blushed brightly when she showed me her
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls,
So I took off my pants, and I showed her my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart.
I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna
Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass."
She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick.
She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front.
She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my
Brother's new car? The one that he stole?"
Then she asked me to look up her
Whole damn family, and I went into shock
When I found out it was her sister who really liked
Polka-dot undies!
Polka-dot undies!
Yeah!
(instrumental)
Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm:
She'd swallow almost anything, except for
Stories that her brother didn't like birds,
But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat
Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb.
I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!
I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what.
Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your
Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel."
She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a
Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon!
But get me home real fast before I lose my
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!
The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'.
But you'll never find it in a glass of warm
Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit,
And you probably already think I am full of
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your
Polka-dot undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah, your edible undies!
Your polka-dot undies!
Yeah!
7 days later
Huh did i miss something here?
While they were driving fast...
He turned on the radio...
and Van was blasting away..
into the seamingly endless viod..
..until one strormy night jimi hendrix appeared to me and said...
"emphasis on fiths my boy"...
"...and excuse me, while i kiss the sky" ?
Awesome Allan!!! Yours is hilarious.Why did no one get it? The word that rimes is at the previos sentences end (its actually kinda dirty).Maybe I am just freaking out because im high ?.I will read it again tommorow.
Well, I can't claim ownership. But yes, it's very clever. Just pause at the end of each line and your mind fills in the next word.
To cap it off, the last verse spells it all out:
And you probably already think I am full of
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your
Polka-dot undies!
Here it is: http://ratcliffe.co.za/sundry/Polka_Dot_Undies.mp3
If you know Dylan, you'll appreciate how they nail his style.
To cap it off, the last verse spells it all out:
And you probably already think I am full of
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your
Polka-dot undies!
Here it is: http://ratcliffe.co.za/sundry/Polka_Dot_Undies.mp3
If you know Dylan, you'll appreciate how they nail his style.
8 days later
i wonder what happened to the 5 word story
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I propose something new... a 5 note story ?
Maybe using a backing track or something, we let each person contribute 5 notes in succession till we have a killer solo.
Ideas on how to do this? I can provide upload space. We should probably set a standard like, backing track on one channel, notes on a separate one, so the person sticking it all together can have an easier time?
Good idea?
Maybe using a backing track or something, we let each person contribute 5 notes in succession till we have a killer solo.
Ideas on how to do this? I can provide upload space. We should probably set a standard like, backing track on one channel, notes on a separate one, so the person sticking it all together can have an easier time?
Good idea?
Ooh ooh... my idea just got better.
We work with Guitar Pro 5 and add the notes in like that. That should make it easier to put together and then someone plays the whole thing for us?
Could be AWESOME fun!
We work with Guitar Pro 5 and add the notes in like that. That should make it easier to put together and then someone plays the whole thing for us?
Could be AWESOME fun!
Brillaint idea in theory but theory is a treacherous thing.
I think it'll rock even if it comes out a mess. ?
I say we try.
I think it'll rock even if it comes out a mess. ?
I say we try.
If we are going to write the solo on GP5 how wil we get an backtrack ? Or should we submit a riff to solo over and then whe dicide wich one is best to solo over