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??? ??? ??? ???...... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

The scary thing is he will probably make a killing over the festive season....

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    • Post #94
    Yes, he will. As a Private Dancer. A dancer for money. And any old music will do.
      Stratisfear wrote: Yes, he will. As a Private Dancer. A dancer for money. And any old music will do.
      LOL....Nice one
        5 days later
        he copied that out of the Blues textbook
          DonovanB wrote: he copied that out of the Blues textbook
          In other words, he's more of a young, untalented plagiarist than a young, talented lyricist. The mind boggles.

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            • Post #100
            And, what's more, Blues music wasn't listed in his genres of strength. I wonder what his R&B songs look like...

            "Booty booty, shake it, booty booty, shake it there
            Uh huh
            Plagiarise like you just don't care
            Uh huh"
              Stratisfear wrote: And, what's more, Blues music wasn't listed in his genres of strength. I wonder what his R&B songs look like...

              "Booty booty, shake it, booty booty, shake it there
              Uh huh
              Plagiarise like you just don't care
              Uh huh"
              I think you might just have a hit on your hands there. Time to post a gumtree ad :roflmao:
                The Tina turner guys was on S.A's got talent last week!!!!!The fail is his performance.
                  6 days later
                  Brentcgp wrote:
                  Stratisfear wrote: Firstly, sod you lot, I LOVE my 3-bolt Stratoflop. So there. >☹ (I'll even up the ante with this: ? )

                  Secondly, maybe it has a new set of strings on it. (As far as I can tell, that's become de rigeur for anyone selling a guitar on Gumtree and wanting an inflated price these days...)


                  hehehe Sorry ?

                  There is always one Stratocaster amongst the Stratoflops! I played on clear finish 70s strat hardtail before and it was wonderful. . . So I know there are decent ones
                  Brent I hope that was mine at Dan's weekend?
                    Stratisfear wrote: Firstly, sod you lot, I LOVE my 3-bolt Stratoflop (which was good enough for Jimi).
                    I'm with Stratisfear on this one!!

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                      • Post #105
                      Joop wrote:
                      Brentcgp wrote:
                      Stratisfear wrote: Firstly, sod you lot, I LOVE my 3-bolt Stratoflop. So there. >☹ (I'll even up the ante with this: ? )

                      Secondly, maybe it has a new set of strings on it. (As far as I can tell, that's become de rigeur for anyone selling a guitar on Gumtree and wanting an inflated price these days...)


                      hehehe Sorry ?

                      There is always one Stratocaster amongst the Stratoflops! I played on clear finish 70s strat hardtail before and it was wonderful. . . So I know there are decent ones
                      Brent I hope that was mine at Dan's weekend?
                      Yip it was, that guitar of yours is really great. Just "feels" so good!
                        Just "feels" so good!
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                        I'm gonna tell her you said that! Pervert!!
                          5 days later
                          I once saw a stagg acoustic on junkmail. It was an ovation copy, I happen to have one. I bought it brand new for R1000 and I think I got ripped off. The seller wanted R4500 for a second hand one. I emailed her to say that her price is much too high, but I never got a response.
                            Also owned one of those stagg ovation copies, paid 2thousand for it. Got it after I played one of my friends'. His sounded amazing and he still has it, mine sounded like it had a pillow stuffed inside... Eventually sold it for 500, so 4500 for that guitar is insane!
                              not so much a fail as WTF... made me laugh
                              Me too...sounds like a colourful chap!