Yeah, well - it's an attempt at some more humour :?
Antique : So fucked up - that the restoration cost would buy three new ones.
Vintage : Something made before Chuck Norris jokes were cool.
Classic : Like vintage, just 30% less awe$ome.
Vintage Classic : Chuck Norris HA$ one!
Retro : A piece of plastic crap that some sucker will buy.
Handmade : Yes, Hands made this guitar...while Feet was over there scratching his ass.
Missing strings : which were used to garrot someone. Meet this person in a public place.
Relic : Synonym for a overpriced , "artfully detailed" (aka fucked up) guitar.
Roadworn : By some miracle it still works enough to sell it - which I'm doing asap, before it doesn't work anymore.
Cort : Represents an curious equation. When you divide it, it increases in value.
Cort/Screwdriver = $
Original : Actually means "As I got it"...Which was from the guy who did the shitty respray & butchered the wiring.
Stock : see Original
Awesome : When judged by a 3 y/o who just drank 2L of Coca Cola. Yippee...it's ALL awesome.
Spotless condition : ...When you close your eyes.
Plays like butter : As a regular player of butter, I can attest that this really does play like a slippery piece of toneless shit.
To a good home : Actually, ANY fucking home. Just pay the inflated senti-MENTAL price.
Luthier : As I've used this word, you should be aware, that : 1. Google is my friend. Which is great, because I don't have any others. 2. The luthier thinks I'm as big a cock as you do.
Struggling muso : I'm a musician in the same way your waitron is a undiscovered modelling talent.
Lowball : Don't talk sense, I'm not listening.
Open to offers : ...Just not any reasonable ones.
Antique : So fucked up - that the restoration cost would buy three new ones.
Vintage : Something made before Chuck Norris jokes were cool.
Classic : Like vintage, just 30% less awe$ome.
Vintage Classic : Chuck Norris HA$ one!
Retro : A piece of plastic crap that some sucker will buy.
Handmade : Yes, Hands made this guitar...while Feet was over there scratching his ass.
Missing strings : which were used to garrot someone. Meet this person in a public place.
Relic : Synonym for a overpriced , "artfully detailed" (aka fucked up) guitar.
Roadworn : By some miracle it still works enough to sell it - which I'm doing asap, before it doesn't work anymore.
Cort : Represents an curious equation. When you divide it, it increases in value.
Cort/Screwdriver = $
Original : Actually means "As I got it"...Which was from the guy who did the shitty respray & butchered the wiring.
Stock : see Original
Awesome : When judged by a 3 y/o who just drank 2L of Coca Cola. Yippee...it's ALL awesome.
Spotless condition : ...When you close your eyes.
Plays like butter : As a regular player of butter, I can attest that this really does play like a slippery piece of toneless shit.
To a good home : Actually, ANY fucking home. Just pay the inflated senti-MENTAL price.
Luthier : As I've used this word, you should be aware, that : 1. Google is my friend. Which is great, because I don't have any others. 2. The luthier thinks I'm as big a cock as you do.
Struggling muso : I'm a musician in the same way your waitron is a undiscovered modelling talent.
Lowball : Don't talk sense, I'm not listening.
Open to offers : ...Just not any reasonable ones.