Wow, nobody's had this dream--I've talked to a couple of other guitarists who are haunted by it. It's kind of like the "going to school with no pants" dream for musicians. But the truth is, I've lived through disastrous gigs with gear that's crapping out and they never feel as terrifying as the dream.

Anybody else have that dream where you're about to start a show but you're stuck frantically untangling instrument cables ,hooking up your pedal, and tuning your guitar? Then while you're dealing the mess you look up and the once packed house is walking out in disgust. Recurring, recurring, recurring.