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Close... very close.. the go to is a HS fiddle ?

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    guidothepimmp ?, it's all you need really - if there isn't a floyd then we can apparently trust you with the band $$$...

    Guess im trustworthy then. Its a hardtail.. no trem in sight?

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    To help stir the creative juices, here's a Xmas song that doesn't suck...(hattip to @studmissile

    10 days later

    V8 ? Entries Close: Sunday, 23rd November, 23:59PM

    This one is going to be TOIT for me... My child was born prematurely on 19 October and his actual due date was 29 November... He is currently still in NICU in a hospital 100km away from home so we are traveling between home and hospital and are temporarily relocating (staying at friends) closer to the hospital.

    If he gets home in time I will make a plan to smash out something... We are hoping he comes home soon because he has made some great progress... but the doctors still say "bargain on his original due date".

    ? Ok this was fun. Head over to the ‘automatic Christmas song generator’ (I kid you not!)

    https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

    Fill in the blanks and this thing spews out a Christmas song for you!! Here is mine:

    A Wooly and Drunk Punk Rocker By Beer belly dudes
    A Christmas Song

    Last Christmas, I gave you my axe
    But the very next day, you cut off your toe
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to Celine Dion

    I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the bills glisten and mosquitos listen
    To hear crying in the snow

    You were hippy
    You were floofy
    Monarch of braamfontein
    When the band finished playing
    They howled out for more
    The crowd were swinging
    All the mosquitos they were singing
    You asked me to drink
    And then we did eat

    But then last Christmas, I gave you my axe
    And the very next day, you cut off your toe
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to Celine Dion instead

    You're sleepy
    You're lazy
    Happy Christmas to you
    I pray God it's your last

    Rockin' around the Christmas fire
    At the Christmas party hop,
    Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
    Let the Christmas spirit ring,
    Later I'll have some beer
    And me and Celine Dion will eat

    I don't want a lot for Christmas
    There is just one thing I need
    I don't care about slap
    I just want Celine Dion for my own
    More than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true oh
    All I want for Christmas is Celine Dion

    Oh, Celine Dion yeah, oh Celine Dion yeah
    Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a wooly, drunk soul
    Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a fairy tale they say

    Celine Dion baby, I want you and really that is all
    I'll wait up for you, dear
    Celine Dion baby, won't you eat with me tonight?

    So here it is, hot Christmas
    Everybody's here to drink
    Look to the future now
    It's only just begun

    Simply having a hot Christmastime
    Simply having a hot Christmastime

    wern101 Whatdya think?

    Ermmmmm....

    I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the hangovers glisten and birds listen
    To hear horns in the snow

    No.

    ? ? ?

      Lol...

      I don't think I'm gonna make this one. Life is a bit rough at the moment... Had so much fun with the last songs though. Thanks for that.

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        RodneyVikens No worries, this time of yr is a bit crazy for most. Bizarrely I do have a entry, xmas themed n all...but it's a previous entry from around 4 yrs I forgot I had! I'll post it up this week sometime, maybe it'll inspire a few peeps sitting on the fence.

        4 days later

        Okay, I'll kick off the entries...naughty me, I'm entering something from a previous challenge (Dec 2015). Entering it in the cover category, I believe I was aiming at Megadeth flavoured Jingle Bell's, and there's me doing a vocal - your turn to chuckle at my attempt (aided by a tube screamer and many, many takes.)

        Whoa V8
        well done on Getting An entry in.. And here I Am struggling with finding some words to fill my noise I have so far..

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          Tuckstir Well....it's a previous entry so I'm not exactly showering myself with glory, more painting a target for y'all to aim at. ?

          V8

          AH So you've got the Xmas song spirit down well then, with your recycling ?
          Not sure if that gives you bonus 5 points or minus 2 million points

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