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V8 haha.. yeh you should sit down then.. cos i have a strat too.. with 3 single coils ?

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    Close... very close.. the go to is a HS fiddle ?

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      guidothepimmp ?, it's all you need really - if there isn't a floyd then we can apparently trust you with the band $$$...

      Guess im trustworthy then. Its a hardtail.. no trem in sight?

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      To help stir the creative juices, here's a Xmas song that doesn't suck...(hattip to @studmissile

      10 days later

      V8 ? Entries Close: Sunday, 23rd November, 23:59PM

      This one is going to be TOIT for me... My child was born prematurely on 19 October and his actual due date was 29 November... He is currently still in NICU in a hospital 100km away from home so we are traveling between home and hospital and are temporarily relocating (staying at friends) closer to the hospital.

      If he gets home in time I will make a plan to smash out something... We are hoping he comes home soon because he has made some great progress... but the doctors still say "bargain on his original due date".

      ? Ok this was fun. Head over to the ‘automatic Christmas song generator’ (I kid you not!)

      https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

      Fill in the blanks and this thing spews out a Christmas song for you!! Here is mine:

      A Wooly and Drunk Punk Rocker By Beer belly dudes
      A Christmas Song

      Last Christmas, I gave you my axe
      But the very next day, you cut off your toe
      This year, to save me from tears
      I'll give it to Celine Dion

      I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
      Just like the ones I used to know
      Where the bills glisten and mosquitos listen
      To hear crying in the snow

      You were hippy
      You were floofy
      Monarch of braamfontein
      When the band finished playing
      They howled out for more
      The crowd were swinging
      All the mosquitos they were singing
      You asked me to drink
      And then we did eat

      But then last Christmas, I gave you my axe
      And the very next day, you cut off your toe
      This year, to save me from tears
      I'll give it to Celine Dion instead

      You're sleepy
      You're lazy
      Happy Christmas to you
      I pray God it's your last

      Rockin' around the Christmas fire
      At the Christmas party hop,
      Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
      Let the Christmas spirit ring,
      Later I'll have some beer
      And me and Celine Dion will eat

      I don't want a lot for Christmas
      There is just one thing I need
      I don't care about slap
      I just want Celine Dion for my own
      More than you could ever know
      Make my wish come true oh
      All I want for Christmas is Celine Dion

      Oh, Celine Dion yeah, oh Celine Dion yeah
      Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a wooly, drunk soul
      Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a fairy tale they say

      Celine Dion baby, I want you and really that is all
      I'll wait up for you, dear
      Celine Dion baby, won't you eat with me tonight?

      So here it is, hot Christmas
      Everybody's here to drink
      Look to the future now
      It's only just begun

      Simply having a hot Christmastime
      Simply having a hot Christmastime

      wern101 Whatdya think?

      Ermmmmm....

      I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
      Just like the ones I used to know
      Where the hangovers glisten and birds listen
      To hear horns in the snow

      No.

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        Lol...

        I don't think I'm gonna make this one. Life is a bit rough at the moment... Had so much fun with the last songs though. Thanks for that.

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          RodneyVikens No worries, this time of yr is a bit crazy for most. Bizarrely I do have a entry, xmas themed n all...but it's a previous entry from around 4 yrs I forgot I had! I'll post it up this week sometime, maybe it'll inspire a few peeps sitting on the fence.

          4 days later

          Okay, I'll kick off the entries...naughty me, I'm entering something from a previous challenge (Dec 2015). Entering it in the cover category, I believe I was aiming at Megadeth flavoured Jingle Bell's, and there's me doing a vocal - your turn to chuckle at my attempt (aided by a tube screamer and many, many takes.)

          Whoa V8
          well done on Getting An entry in.. And here I Am struggling with finding some words to fill my noise I have so far..

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