The Guitar Talk "Xmas Mall Music" 2019 Challenge!

V8 · 2019-10-14T08:28:39+00:00

Thanks to @guidothepimmp for this month's Challenge topic..."Christmas Mall Music" The challenge quite simply is.. put together a tune in the line of what...

The Guitar Talk "Xmas Mall Music" 2019 Challenge!

wern101

? Ok this was fun. Head over to the ‘automatic Christmas song generator’ (I kid you not!)

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

Fill in the blanks and this thing spews out a Christmas song for you!! Here is mine:

A Wooly and Drunk Punk Rocker By Beer belly dudes
A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my axe
But the very next day, you cut off your toe
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Celine Dion

I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the bills glisten and mosquitos listen
To hear crying in the snow

You were hippy
You were floofy
Monarch of braamfontein
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the mosquitos they were singing
You asked me to drink
And then we did eat

But then last Christmas, I gave you my axe
And the very next day, you cut off your toe
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Celine Dion instead

You're sleepy
You're lazy
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some beer
And me and Celine Dion will eat

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about slap
I just want Celine Dion for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Celine Dion

Oh, Celine Dion yeah, oh Celine Dion yeah
Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a wooly, drunk soul
Celine Dion the Punk Rocker is a fairy tale they say

Celine Dion baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Celine Dion baby, won't you eat with me tonight?

So here it is, hot Christmas
Everybody's here to drink
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a hot Christmastime
Simply having a hot Christmastime

klaasvakie

wern101 https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

Spectacular find

wern101

klaasvakie I thought so to! ? I think everyone should do one! @V8 Whatdya think?

V8

wern101 Whatdya think?

Ermmmmm....

I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the hangovers glisten and birds listen
To hear horns in the snow

No.

? ? ?

RodneyVikens

Lol...

I don't think I'm gonna make this one. Life is a bit rough at the moment... Had so much fun with the last songs though. Thanks for that.

V8

RodneyVikens No worries, this time of yr is a bit crazy for most. Bizarrely I do have a entry, xmas themed n all...but it's a previous entry from around 4 yrs I forgot I had! I'll post it up this week sometime, maybe it'll inspire a few peeps sitting on the fence.

V8

Okay, I'll kick off the entries...naughty me, I'm entering something from a previous challenge (Dec 2015). Entering it in the cover category, I believe I was aiming at Megadeth flavoured Jingle Bell's, and there's me doing a vocal - your turn to chuckle at my attempt (aided by a tube screamer and many, many takes.)

Tuckstir

Whoa V8
well done on Getting An entry in.. And here I Am struggling with finding some words to fill my noise I have so far..

RodneyVikens

V8 Nice!

guidothepimmp

Nice ! ?

V8

guidothepimmp Thanks! (i think...?)

V8

Tuckstir Well....it's a previous entry so I'm not exactly showering myself with glory, more painting a target for y'all to aim at. ?

Tuckstir

AH So you've got the Xmas song spirit down well then, with your recycling ?
Not sure if that gives you bonus 5 points or minus 2 million points

V8

Tuckstir minus 2 million points

I'll have to take the negative on this one, all in the spirit of cheerleading...

studmissile . I'm happy to announce, the new song has finally come together and should have it ready in time. Hopefully? Happy to finally finish it.

Excellent news! CUrious to hear your re-take on Xmas, mine's somewhat jaded, even more so now ?

studmissile

Nice one V8.
So last year I wanted to try Christmas song idea, unfortunately I had terrible songwriters block, so I rehashed an older entry. I'm happy to announce, the new song has finally come together and should have it ready in time. Hopefully. Happy to finally finish it.

studmissile

V8 Me too. Just happy to have a blue print, not sure what it's going to sound like? Christmas songs are a nightmare to write.

domhatch

Ok, so I have a basic lyric idea. Hoping I can string together something to accompany it, once it’s done.

Assuming it gets done! ?

V8

Welll, since I'm not working on a entry...perhaps I can help someone else with theirs?

Thinking along the lines of 'producer'/idea's guy - I'm not really setup to record anything a.t.m (sorry, no easy basslines!), but happy to help stoke along the creative juices with idea's n the like..

RodneyVikens

V8 Do you know anything about Architecture? Then you can do my job and I can write a song. =)

V8

RodneyVikens Nice!

Thanks!

RodneyVikens Ermm... no more than you'd know about databases ?