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There was once a magnificent Fender
Who gave not a toss for one's gender
It would break all its parts
Just to touch human hearts
So it spent lots of time at the mender

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This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...


    There was once a band with marshalls
    Who sounded like a bunch of arsehalls
    Cause they smoked m'jhat, went high
    And wound up the sound guy
    So now they are a player shy

    My contribution for the day ?
      lindsmuse wrote: There was once a magnificent Fender
      Who gave not a toss for one's gender
      It would break all its parts
      Just to touch human hearts
      So it spent lots of time at the mender

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      This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...


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        What’s a guy or a girl to do
        when guitars for sale get them blue?
        Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
        a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
        when you spend the money
        there’s no going back
        and what excuse, this time, will ring true?
          daveo1977 wrote: What’s a guy or a girl to do
          when guitars for sale get them blue?
          Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
          a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
          when you spend the money
          there’s no going back
          and what excuse, this time, will ring true?
          Indeed what is a guy or girl to do??? ? ? ? ?
            There once was a GFSA forum
            All about guitars and the people who adore them
            The people were great
            The axes got a rate
            And no one had any cash for Captain Morgan.

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              there once was this guy named les paul
              made an awesome git to go with a marshall
              stack after stack
              rack after rack
              'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

              (ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
              dh|
                domhatch wrote: there once was this guy named les paul
                made an awesome git to go with a marshall
                stack after stack
                rack after rack
                'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

                (ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
                dh|
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