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lindsmuse

There was once a magnificent Fender
Who gave not a toss for one's gender
It would break all its parts
Just to touch human hearts
So it spent lots of time at the mender

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This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...

Stoffeltoo

There was once a band with marshalls
Who sounded like a bunch of arsehalls
Cause they smoked m'jhat, went high
And wound up the sound guy
So now they are a player shy

My contribution for the day ?

lindsmuse

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Stoffeltoo

lindsmuse wrote: There was once a magnificent Fender
Who gave not a toss for one's gender
It would break all its parts
Just to touch human hearts
So it spent lots of time at the mender

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This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...

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daveo1977

What’s a guy or a girl to do
when guitars for sale get them blue?
Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
when you spend the money
there’s no going back
and what excuse, this time, will ring true?

Stoffeltoo

? So true

lindsmuse

daveo1977 wrote: What’s a guy or a girl to do
when guitars for sale get them blue?
Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
when you spend the money
there’s no going back
and what excuse, this time, will ring true?

Indeed what is a guy or girl to do??? ? ? ? ?

wern101

There once was a GFSA forum
All about guitars and the people who adore them
The people were great
The axes got a rate
And no one had any cash for Captain Morgan.

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Stoffeltoo

Lekker Werner! One close to home ? ? ?

lindsmuse

? ? ? ? Werner!

domhatch

there once was this guy named les paul
made an awesome git to go with a marshall
stack after stack
rack after rack
'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

(ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
dh|

lindsmuse

domhatch wrote: there once was this guy named les paul
made an awesome git to go with a marshall
stack after stack
rack after rack
'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

(ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
dh|

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