LOL ! Something different ?
Blonde Girl Joke of the day
LOL ! Something different ?
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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She should be a politician - just - she got it a bit wrong :roflmao:
Surely that cannot be real ???Vic wrote:
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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100% legit - she even appeared in a Weezer music video paying tribute to YouTube sensations6x9base13 wrote:Surely that cannot be real ???Vic wrote:
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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Did she win ?
she suffers from a common aliment that plagues many of our politicians namely "foot and mouth" disease
she suffers from a common aliment that plagues many of our politicians namely "foot and mouth" disease
What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
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They were the 51st and 52nd states of the US, but being one of the one-fifth, she could not specify exactly where they were ....... ?Wizard wrote: What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
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Blondes have it covered ... world affairs, noise pollution .... we can all relax ?
Why are there no blondes in Japan?
The quest for zero defect.
The quest for zero defect.
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definitely some of the funnier blonde jokes ?
Im still flabbergasted by Miss Carolina.. wow.. though if you put a ball in her mouth you wouldnt have to hear her :-[
Im still flabbergasted by Miss Carolina.. wow.. though if you put a ball in her mouth you wouldnt have to hear her :-[
4 days later
So this blonde and a brunette are at a bar, when they notice this really attractive guy..
They also notice he has a terrible case of dandruff!
The brunette says to the blonde: "Lets pick him up and take him back to my place! We'll give him head and shoulders!"
To which the blonde, after pausing a moment, responds: "How do you give shoulders?" ?
They also notice he has a terrible case of dandruff!
The brunette says to the blonde: "Lets pick him up and take him back to my place! We'll give him head and shoulders!"
To which the blonde, after pausing a moment, responds: "How do you give shoulders?" ?
I guess we got to be blamed for something. ? ? ? ?Wizard wrote: What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
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15 days later
Blond sits in bar in Brakpan, a motorbike dude comes in and sits on her right and says to the barman,
"Johnny Walker, single".
Another dude comes in and sits on her left and says
"Jack Daniels, single",
She can’t believe her luck and says,
"Sannie Van Der Merwe, divorced".
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"Johnny Walker, single".
Another dude comes in and sits on her left and says
"Jack Daniels, single",
She can’t believe her luck and says,
"Sannie Van Der Merwe, divorced".
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Some blond men jokes....
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Probably heard before but the three blondes walking along the beach and they find an old corked bottle. So, they pick it up and pop it and out jumps a genie and he says "I'm so happy to be freed. You all got one wish - anything!"
So, the first blonde says "I wish to be intelligent" and poof she turns into a brunette.
And the second blonde says "I wish to be intelligenter" and poof she turns into a brunette with glasses.
So, the third blode says "I wish to be intelligentist" and poof, she turns into a man.
So, the first blonde says "I wish to be intelligent" and poof she turns into a brunette.
And the second blonde says "I wish to be intelligenter" and poof she turns into a brunette with glasses.
So, the third blode says "I wish to be intelligentist" and poof, she turns into a man.
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Hard to top THAT
Hard to top THAT