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Here's my prediction of how music will sound in 15yrs time:

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    Must admit I like the sine wave test better...at least I can whistle it 8)
      its fine, let them kill pop music themself.
      lol not even her fans like that song.


        Sheesh....just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water....
        thank God for Soulfly.
          Manfred Klose wrote: its fine, let them kill pop music themself.
          lol not even her fans like that song.


          I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

          This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.
            majestikc wrote: I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

            This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.
            Bah! You're sounding like my grandparents. "Those Rolling Stones, long-haired sissies, that isn't music! Where's the skill in what they do?" etc etc etc.

            A friend of mine had a Scottish granny who would have fitted in well to a Giles cartoon. Every time said friend put on one of his treasured Jethro Tull albums she said say "Nae toon! Nae melody! Nae bugger all!"
            Haaaaaaa. I actually like it, it's funny and more original than her other stuff I've vaguely heard on the radio. Honestly not trying to be contrary.

            Lyrics are a hoot:

            Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back
            Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
            I'm Angelina, you Jennifer, c'mon bitch you see where Brad at?

            Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
            You could suck my diznick, if you taking shizzes
            You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
            Yeah they know what this is givin this some business

            Cuz I pull up and I'm stuntin but I ain't a stuntman
            Yes I'm rockin Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
            Bitches play the back cuz they know I'm the frontman
            Put me on a dollar cuz I'm who they trust in

            Ey yo SB, what the fuck's good?
            We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin wood
            Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
            I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch woooooouuuulllldddd

            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
            You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
            You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

            Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
            MJ gone and I ain't havin that
            How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?
            Top of that I'm in the Phanton lookin hella chunky
            [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/n/nicki_minaj/stupid_hoe.html ]
            Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
            You could suck my diznick, if you takeing shizzes
            You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
            Yeah they know what this is givin this some business

            Cuz I pull up in the Porshe but it ain't a Rossi
            Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
            Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
            But no relation to Roman Polanski

            Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
            Who's gassing this ho? BP?

            Hmm... *thinks*, 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
            Cuz these hoes so busted
            Hoes is so crusty
            These bitches is my sons
            And I don't want custody
            Hoes so busted
            Hoes is so crusty
            These bitches is my sons
            And I don't want custody

            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
            You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
            You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
            You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

            If you cute, then the cuckoro
            If you sexy, eat my cuckora
            Put ya cape on, you a super ho,
            Twenty twelve, I'm at the super bowl

            Stupid hoes is my enemy
            Stupid hoes is so wack
            Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
            Then she could've prolly came back
            Stupid hoes is my enemy
            Stupid hoes is so wack
            Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
            Then she could've prolly came back

            You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
            And I ain't hit that note, but fuck you stupid ho fuck you stupid ho
            I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
            I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho

            I am the female Weezy

            Edit: if you read this far ? I liked Soulfly too but couldn't get past Primitive, first album rocked for me.
              Hmm, so this is what metal sounds like to people that haven't been listening to it for years...in fact I bet you could do a kick ass metal version of this song...
                RuanR wrote: Hmm, so this is what metal sounds like to people that haven't been listening to it for years...in fact I bet you could do a kick ass metal version of this song...
                Touché, but you at least have to give some credit to metal guys for having some skill.

                As far as using Jethro Tull as an example for describing music, well then I agree with the old granny (she obviously had good taste).

                All those old bands the parents hated, such as Elvis and the Stones etc, where still 100% describable as music, they all had some form of rhythm, harmony and melody.

                As long as it stays on Youtube as a joke that people hate then it's all good, can you imagine your neighbours having a party blasting this all night until 1am. ???
                  X-rated Bob wrote:
                  majestikc wrote: I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

                  This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.
                  Bah! You're sounding like my grandparents. "Those Rolling Stones, long-haired sissies, that isn't music! Where's the skill in what they do?" etc etc etc.

                  A friend of mine had a Scottish granny who would have fitted in well to a Giles cartoon. Every time said friend put on one of his treasured Jethro Tull albums she said say "Nae toon! Nae melody! Nae bugger all!"
                  "Chill out gran dad, these cats just want to get grooving, dont be such a buzz kill!!" is what Tommy Saxondale would say.
                  Its still CRAP.
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