I often enjoy Boris Johnson's column, but it's not often he makes a case for somebody as "couldn't-give-a-damn" as Keith Richards.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/8227771/If-Mick-Jaggers-a-Sir-why-cant-Keith-Richards-have-the-same-satisfaction.html
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