Ray wrote
Hey, you supposed to be doing this stuff at work?
We have these things called "breaks". You may have heard of them. Also you have to be 16, there are no press gangs (they have these things called "recruitment" and "headhunting"), we don't spend all day rowing, we get at least an hour's daylight each day and they even let us go home (in return for a promise that if we must die we won't do so at our desk and thus dishearten our fellow workers).
I like the 21st century.