LOL...same here. Me and my dad played drums with knitting needles when I was about three or four. Later on, in high school, I ended up as bugle player in the cadet band but desperately wanted to play drums. The teacher never would let me, and I eventually left matric as a trumpet player. But I got a pair of Premier drum sticks in St. 6 and spent most of my "practicing" hours playing all the band's drum parts on furniture. Then I added pots and pans for rock drumming...cool!(Before I got to hit some real drums, for years I used to put on the video tape of Dire Straits' Alchemy concert and play on cushions, pots and pans, using knitting needles... Ill-advised for someone with a dust mite allergy.)
My favourite chair now is an old Morris chair which my parents handed down to me -it still shows the scars of my early drumming efforts!