Hasie wrote
Maybe:
+ Guitar + Family (Playing background music at gatherings, etc. Keeps you from having to make small talk)
Ahmen...I got a teeny 6 string ukulele I leave in the car, saved me from many a boring conversation.
...until my mate got clever and asked me to play some backing music at the next gathering. The next day I could barely lift my arms, I was a bit confused until I realised I played the best part of five hours the previous day. Heish, that'll teach me ???