all i know is that you should keep it away from your guitar!!!!
The Mr Min, that's the one to keep away from your guitar, not Alan!
It's an unsolved mystery to this day
I think Alan and Mr Min is the household term for what is in physics known as matter and antimatter. Should the two ever collide, there will be one huge flash of light and that will be the end of the world...fortunately we have Chuck Norris that keeps the two apart.