eye gouging ibby's, tokai vs gibson, die antwoord

IceCreamMan · 2012-12-05T10:58:28+00:00

What happenend to the contentious threads, where we would hurl abuse at each other and generally cause mayhem ..... its becoming like an old age home tea party ....are we hairy assed guitarists or clarinetits ? sigh

Psean

X-rated Bob wrote
Psean wrote
Chocklit_Thunda wrote
Psean wrote
Chocklit_Thunda wrote
X-rated Bob wrote Games in which the ball is struck are superior to those in which the ball is kicked.

That is all.
>☹ You go too far
Everyone knows a good game of footy is the masterrace sport.... 8)
Wahaha! Sport and master race in the same sentence? Now that's rich - all sports are a load of balls ?
Wait was that pun intended?? ?
Hehe. Too obvious not to be ?
Fell running. Ice Hockey. Curling. Marathon running. The Triathlon. Sheep Shearing. Jukskei. Bokdrol spoeg....

Curling is the only real sport you listed there ? And it takes some balls to bee seen on the T.V. sliding a kettle around on the ice dressed in lycra.

Chabenda

X-rated Bob wrote Games in which the ball is struck are superior to those in which the ball is kicked.

That is all.

Anything else is just not cricket!

wirt

Hot damn, I think this has actually turned into one of the only threads I've ever seen on the interwebz where controversial opinions can be uttered without repercussion. Well done! ?

vic

wirt wrote Hot damn, I think this has actually turned into one of the only threads I've ever seen on the interwebz where controversial opinions can be uttered without repercussion. Well done! ?

Yip agree...maybe we can now start a political debate on this very forum and talk about evolution as well ! ?

Keira-WitherKay

Aaaah re the evh post ....

If you really wanna "shake the tree" you can't just post " that you dislike eddie van halen " but really rock the boat and say that that the only reason you hate him is cos he doesnt play a fender , or that his tone sucks cos he used tube amps and not the superior sounding modelling units , or that the brand of strings he used gave him bad tone and that you can personally tell the difference ?

or the ultimate comment to trigger a free for all ... Especially from the older members is to say you believe - "knocking on heavans door" was the best song guns and roses EVER WROTE ?
(btw i had a young rocker tell me that to my face ... So its not thumb sucked )

Chabenda

Great one Keira!! Especially re Guns & Roses ?

I really like EVH and have just about everything that VH ever did. The leg pull was aimed at ICM as this post was his idea and he is an avid EVH fan! He hasn't reacted to it though

:'( A sign of great maturity - or his internet is down ?

Seventhson

Keira WitherKay wrote Aaaah re the evh post ....

If you really wanna "shake the tree" you can't just post " that you dislike eddie van halen " but really rock the boat and say that that the only reason you hate him is cos he doesnt play a fender , or that his tone sucks cos he used tube amps and not the superior sounding modelling units , or that the brand of strings he used gave him bad tone and that you can personally tell the difference ?

or the ultimate comment to trigger a free for all ... Especially from the older members is to say you believe - "knocking on heavans door" was the best song guns and roses EVER WROTE ?
(btw i had a young rocker tell me that to my face ... So its not thumb sucked )

looooool ?

domhatch

on the subject of this thread, but only just; i am sorely tempted to take each and every post in this thread to pieces purely on grammar. alas, my online persona prohibits me from doing so. my profession is such that i am doing a little grammar nazi dance almost every moment of the day. when i get online, i purposefully type in all lower case; a huge grammatical no-no to begin with, but a bit like a wee 'salute to the sun' for my hyper-analytical inner being.

ah well. i'll just sigh inwardly and perve over your gear instead.
dh

wirt

domhatch wrote on the subject of this thread, but only just; i am sorely tempted to take each and every post in this thread to pieces purely on grammar. alas, my online persona prohibits me from doing so. my profession is such that i am doing a little grammar nazi dance almost every moment of the day. when i get online, i purposefully type in all lower case; a huge grammatical no-no to begin with, but a bit like a wee 'salute to the sun' for my hyper-analytical inner being.

ah well. i'll just sigh inwardly and perve over your gear instead.
dh

Domhatch is your online persona a guitar playing e.e. cummings, by any chance? ? In any case, I'll join you in sighing.

Bob-Dubery

Keira WitherKay wrote If you really wanna "shake the tree" you can't just post " that you dislike eddie van halen " but really rock the boat and say that that the only reason you hate him is cos he doesnt play a fender , or that his tone sucks cos he used tube amps and not the superior sounding modelling units , or that the brand of strings he used gave him bad tone and that you can personally tell the difference ?

Pah! All that stuff is small potatoes. What I read on the Internet (so it must be true) is that he's Justin Bieber's dad.

wirt

I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...

Seventhson

wirt wrote I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...

Looooooool.

shaundtsl

wirt wrote I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...

:roflmao:

Chabenda

domhatch wrote on the subject of this thread, but only just; i am sorely tempted to take each and every post in this thread to pieces purely on grammar. alas, my online persona prohibits me from doing so. my profession is such that i am doing a little grammar nazi dance almost every moment of the day. when i get online, i purposefully type in all lower case; a huge grammatical no-no to begin with, but a bit like a wee 'salute to the sun' for my hyper-analytical inner being.

dh

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Go for it Dom, that should keep you busy, as well as creating a post bigger than Hollowaxis' " Eye Gouger"!!! ?

domhatch

wirt wrote Domhatch is your online persona a guitar playing e.e. cummings, by any chance? ? In any case, I'll join you in sighing.

oh, would that cummings
were so easily dissected as i. then again
no. the world would be so dull, so
easily dissected as i.

IceCreamMan

real men should not buy lil 1 watt amps ?

Arno-West

wirt wrote I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...

True, but you'll also be a MotherF****** guitarist according to the legend.
Unfortunately this urban legend is hogwash. I know, I've tried it...many times...

Arno-West

IceCreamMan wrote real men should not buy lil 1 watt amps ?

+1 Ollie. I didn't even know you got anything under 10 Watt until I frequented the Forum. 1 Watt? 2 Watt? 5 Watt?
A hairdryer has more balls than that...WTF? ?

wirt

Arno West wrote
wirt wrote I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...
True, but you'll also be a MotherF****** guitarist according to the legend.
Unfortunately this urban legend is hogwash. I know, I've tried it...many times...

You sure? Maybe you had some brown M&M's or Smarties in the house? Apparently they weaken his magic like Superman gets weakened by Kryptonite and he tries to avoid places that have them at all costs.

Arno West wrote
IceCreamMan wrote real men should not buy lil 1 watt amps ?
+1 Ollie. I didn't even know you got anything under 10 Watt until I frequented the Forum. 1 Watt? 2 Watt? 5 Watt?
A hairdryer has more balls than that...WTF? ?

Dude, do you know what happens when I play anything louder than 2W with the volume on 10? The neighbours don't file a noise complaint with the cops, the call the ****ing SPCA because they think I'm slaughtering a herd of drunken cats. Nothing is more embarrassing than an animal rights group showing up at your door and having to explain to them that you really do sound like you're a vicious feline-hating psychopath when playing guitar. I'll leave the big stuff alone until I can force some musical appreciation on my neighbours rather than broadcasting circumstantial criminal evidence ?

IceCreamMan

wirt wrote
Arno West wrote
wirt wrote I heard that if you stand in front of a dark mirror at night and say "Van Halen" three times you wake up 18 hours later covered in glitter with a hangover, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the strange desire to go out and buy the tightest red leather pants ever made...
True, but you'll also be a MotherF****** guitarist according to the legend.
Unfortunately this urban legend is hogwash. I know, I've tried it...many times...
You sure? Maybe you had some brown M&M's or Smarties in the house? Apparently they weaken his magic like Superman gets weakened by Kryptonite and he tries to avoid places that have them at all costs.

Arno West wrote
IceCreamMan wrote real men should not buy lil 1 watt amps ?
+1 Ollie. I didn't even know you got anything under 10 Watt until I frequented the Forum. 1 Watt? 2 Watt? 5 Watt?
A hairdryer has more balls than that...WTF? ?
Dude, do you know what happens when I play anything louder than 2W with the volume on 10? The neighbours don't file a noise complaint with the cops, the call the ****ing SPCA because they think I'm slaughtering a herd of drunken cats. Nothing is more embarrassing than an animal rights group showing up at your door and having to explain to them that you really do sound like you're a vicious feline-hating psychopath when playing guitar. I'll leave the big stuff alone until I can force some musical appreciation on my neighbours rather than broadcasting circumstantial criminal evidence ?

ahh the brown M&M's clause ......

did not weaken the legend nor did VH not actually like brown M&M's the reason is actually quite simple ....

if they found brown M&M's in their bowl of M&M's (a requirement from VH) they could then conclude that the promoter had not actually read the contract properly and they would then proceed with caution....it was a way of ensuring that promoters actually read the contracts

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