Poolmen?

ConradP

Where do poolmen come from? Does the occupation make them masquerade as a subspecies? I am confounded! >☹

Heath

i believe they come from early 70's porn movies , as woman were getting bored with firemen , it took them to long to undress. i believe that is where the original wah was was designed as well , for the chessy porn movie soundtracks

ConradP

OK so you are suggesting that they are the offspring of botched early 70s porn movie scenes? LOL

The 1st one to visit my house was an offensive, skinny "pool expert" in guava coloured pants pulled as high as his chest, a professional, permanent slouch sporting a Hitler moustache and all this placed neatly under a green baseball cap. He left after berating me about the water level. I needed to breathe into a paper bag after that.

Explorerlover

I get you Conrad, has the exact same experience with a poolguy giving me lip about the water level that not right etc etc....After a while I was like "Hey Buddy, remember who the customer is here"...and I advised him of his soon to be demise with the poolbrush....

ConradP

Explorerlover wrote I get you Conrad, has the exact same experience with a poolguy giving me lip about the water level that not right etc etc....After a while I was like "Hey Buddy, remember who the customer is here"...and I advised him of his soon to be demise with the poolbrush....

Oooh........hehehe was it a steel brush? Those are nasty.

Explorerlover

Yep....one nasty tooth brushing experience...HA!HA!HA!HA!

Just works my t!ts how some of these guys treat you when you are putting food on his plate

ConradP

Explorerlover wrote Yep....one nasty tooth brushing experience...HA!HA!HA!HA!

Just works my t!ts how some of these guys treat you when you are putting food on his plate

Yes. These guys are being paid a small fortune to fix some cracks and they haven't been to my place in 4 days so I just lost my blob!
I hope I am not violating a forum rule.

Christian

funny. they act high and mighty giving you lip.. but does he know its only water level. Shame. It could happen to us too if we where that old and still virgins! hahaha

Explorerlover

Chest waxer like the "40 year old vrigin"......ouch

ConradP

That whole scene from the 40 year old virgin that gets his chest waxed killed me. When he called that woman a motherf***er when she pulled off the wax, I couldn't stop laughing.