Sigh. Really bad day so I grabbed my guitar

Seventhson · 2011-05-07T22:35:05+00:00

Yes,asked a girl out and she said she had a bf. Kinda made my saturday so bad. So I grabbed my guitar and just played it. Sigh . No I did not play any soft songs but hard thrash. Nothing cheers you up to the sounds of slayer :-[

PeteM

@Averatu. Have you considered that maybe this thread is not altogether irrelevant. There's plenty of material here to spark off a great Country and Western song.

guitarboy2828

PeteM wrote @Averatu. Have you considered that maybe this thread is not altogether irrelevant. There's plenty of material here to spark off a great Country and Western song.

Pete is my hero! ?

lindsmuse

In the old days this would have been an idea for a body odour advert ... Axe may buy this from you ...

vic

PeteM wrote @Averatu. Have you considered that maybe this thread is not altogether irrelevant. There's plenty of material here to spark off a great Country and Western song.

Here are a few titles you may wish to consider... ?

1 The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
2 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
3 If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will
4 Your Chewing Gum Looses It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight
5 You're the Reason... (Our Kids are Ugly)
6 I used to kiss you on the lips....But it's all over now.
7 It's been so lonely in the saddle.... (since my horse died).
8 It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night ...(that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)

Jack-Flash-Jr

PeteM wrote @Averatu. Have you considered that maybe this thread is not altogether irrelevant. There's plenty of material here to spark off a great Country and Western song.

+100

Seventhson

My guitar is not the same without you ?

evolucian

vic wrote
PeteM wrote @Averatu. Have you considered that maybe this thread is not altogether irrelevant. There's plenty of material here to spark off a great Country and Western song.
Here are a few titles you may wish to consider... ?

2 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart

This is such a hilarious book by colin bowles... hehehe. His descriptions are just brilliant.

Hammeron

Dunno about the statistics of the site, but I reckon Seventh should get some sort of award for this one!!! ?

Averatu

Seventhson wrote
Averatu wrote My word. I joined this forum to interact with people about my passion, playing my flippen guitar, and what do I get, a bluddy flippen crappy soap opera for the last week !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one is asking you to read it.

I asked for some advice. And I posted it here as people here are very mature. Yes I suck at girls and just needed some advice. Other sites I would have been mocked.
It is in the off topic section. And its bringing traffic to the site ?

I do believe you are taking me completely out of context. I did reply early on advising you take up the blues, but come on, if I had to start carrying on about my bleeding broken heart because of all the girls that turned me down, then please note, we'd be here till Christmas!
I've enjoyed the forum up to now, but if you guys are going to act like a buddy club and gang up on me for expressing my opinion I would not quite see the point in continuing my involvement.

Warren

Averatu wrote
I've enjoyed the forum up to now, but if you guys are going to act like a buddy club and gang up on me for expressing my opinion I would not quite see the point in continuing my involvement.

I don't see anyone ganging up on you? Bob clarified some rules and pointed out that there's no need to lock a thread just because it's a bit (very) inane. Seventhson responds as, uh, Seventhson does. ?

I think you'd be better off just ignoring this thread if it bothers you so much, and enjoying the tons of other great stuff the members have to offer.

Averatu

So how about that local sports team then?

Hammeron

Averatu wrote So how about that local sports team then?

Best sport in the world is playing the beloved guitar! ?

Averatu

Thats more like it!!

nick_D01

Hammeron wrote
Averatu wrote So how about that local sports team then?
Best sport in the world is playing the beloved guitar! ?

aye lassie, its a toss up between that an' the football. seein yer team lift the trophy last day of season, 'an the lad rooney curl one into the net to seal the three points, och man, brings tears to a grown mans eyes now. ?

Seventhson

Hammeron wrote Dunno about the statistics of the site, but I reckon Seventh should get some sort of award for this one!!! ?

Agreed. So who wants upgrade my pups ?

stu

award not a prize

Just saying

Norman86

Seventhson wrote
Hammeron wrote Dunno about the statistics of the site, but I reckon Seventh should get some sort of award for this one!!! ?
Agreed. So who wants upgrade my pups ?

You wanna get rid of the chihuahua's?! but chicks dig them?!
they dont quite dig huge rottweilers! ?

stu

I was just thinking that too.

Nice pups do attract women. Sometimes.

Norman86

Nice PECKS do that too ? lol!
of course, that would mean needing to spend some time working on the torso and arms! ?

stu

Getting some new pups would be easier.

Both would be epic. But I dont think we have much time left.

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