Singed monkey

Bob-Dubery · 2011-03-09T09:50:50+00:00

Two monkies are in a bath The first goes "oooh! ahh! Eee eeee ah! oooh ooh!" The second says "Let some cold water in."

Jack-Flash-Jr

Monkeys aside (I've seen him in the bath, it ain't pretty)... the best idea in the history of GFSA for raising funds was roundly ignored.

giggsy

I prefer:

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Bob-Dubery

Jack Flash Jr wrote Monkeys aside (I've seen him in the bath, it ain't pretty)... the best idea in the history of GFSA for raising funds was roundly ignored.

How do you know that Norio didn't read that book that Don recommended?

make-and-do

Everybody's got something to hide.... except me and my monkey

[deleted]

Monkey see
Make and do

Jack-Flash-Jr

X-rated Bob wrote
Jack Flash Jr wrote Monkeys aside (I've seen him in the bath, it ain't pretty)... the best idea in the history of GFSA for raising funds was roundly ignored.
How do you know that Norio didn't read that book that Don recommended?

That's right, make fun, but you're not on the performers list anymore! Hah!

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make-and-do

Stratisfear wrote Monkey see
Make and do

>☹

? hehehehe

Seventhson

I am dancing like a monkey ???

Norman86

Stratisfear wrote Monkey see
Make and do

That was sharp!
Just remember to

see no evil hear no evil and speak no evil!

singemonkey

For those of you wondering, this is my actual theme song:

arjunmenon

Excerpt from Nobody's fault but mine

"Got a monkey on my back. [X2]
Gonna change my ways tonight
Nobody's fault but mine"

Bob-Dubery

"Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can't take any more
Darling
Don't you monkey with the monkey"

TI-Distribution

"Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man"

AlanRatcliffe

Apeman (The Kinks)

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
in the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man

I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man

In man's evolution he has created the cities and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man

I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man

Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
and we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man

I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man.
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

Squonk

And don't try to enchant me with your manner of dress
'Cos a monkey in silk is a monkey no less
So measure for measure reflect on my said
And when I won't see you then measure it dead

Like Janis Rodriguez

singemonkey

Squonk wrote And don't try to enchant me with your manner of dress
'Cos a monkey in silk is a monkey no less
So measure for measure reflect on my said
And when I won't see you then measure it dead

Like Janis Rodriguez

This is the only one I can't get behind. A monkey in silk is a silky monkey. And everybody loves a silky monkey.

As I mentioned earlier, I'm a flea-bit, peanut monkey. And all my friends are junkies although that's not actually, technically true...

Hammeron

Norman86 wrote Maybe its to take the attention off that other useless thread?! ?
I hope... May it rot in the depths of locked hell! When it gets locked!

Oh... You know they gonna go APE when they realise its just a ploy??? ?

\m/ ?\m/

Bob-Dubery

Ashes to ashes
Fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey

Jack-Flash-Jr

singemonkey wrote
Squonk wrote And don't try to enchant me with your manner of dress
'Cos a monkey in silk is a monkey no less
So measure for measure reflect on my said
And when I won't see you then measure it dead

Like Janis Rodriguez
This is the only one I can't get behind. A monkey in silk is a silky monkey. And everybody loves a silky monkey.

As I mentioned earlier, I'm a flea-bit, peanut monkey. And all my friends are junkies although that's not actually, technically true...

So we get off on a technicality...
Fair enough!

Malkav

Can't have a thread on monkeys without throwing in some...

\m/CHIMP SPANNER\m/

Also I really want a T-shirt cause I'm a lame fanboi and I think that the design is super awesome ?

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