It's a miracle he didn't build in a fan to blow his hair up like the ones he has on stage.
I used to also belong to the "Steve Vai is a talented but an annoyingly arrogant prick" society until I got the man's profound sense of humour. IMO he loves pulling the piss out of his adoring fans. I can imagine Ibanez bowing and scrapping, "prease Mr Vai we wish to honour you and your ancestors with Steve Vai signature guitar, prease rook through designs". And Steve thinks now that paint job looks like a chameleon just got sick and yeah those pickups and knobs are really ugly mothers. Anybody who pays good money for that ... well lets see how depraved my fans really are?