Guitar jokes for Friday

Riaan-Combrink

Thought I'd get a couple of music jokes in to beat the Friday morning rush!! :D Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They won't touch anything electric. Q: How do you know it's a singer at the door? A: He doesn't know when to come in. A young boy and his mother are walking down the street and the boy turns to his mother and says "when I grow up I want to be a musician" his mother replies "Now now son you cant do both"! Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? A: A drummer. Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? A - They both suck without Cream Q - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A - Homeless Q - What do you get when you cross Yngwie with an octopus? A - A guy that can play a Steve Vai transcription! Q - What did the guitarist say to his crying guitar? A - Don't fret! Q - What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common? A - You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it. Q - Did you hear about the Irish Jazz Guitarist? A - He was in it for the money! Q - How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ? A - One, two, one, two ... [img][/img] Riaan C

AlanRatcliffe

Q: What's the difference between a Jazz guitarist and a Rock guitarist?
A: The Rock guitarist plays three chords for thousands of people...

Kevin-C

Why did the drummer cross the road?

To fetch our amps.....

Riaan-Combrink

Alan Ratcliffe wrote: Q: What's the difference between a Jazz guitarist and a Rock guitarist?
A: The Rock guitarist plays three chords for thousands of people...

Classic!!

sepheritoh

Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?

A - So the rest of the band can understand them.

ralley

Q) How do you stop a guitarist from playing?
A) Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Rob.

Satriani

ahahaha.....nice. How the hell do you attach someone's quote to the beginning of your reply? God I am so internet incapable sometimes....

MiKeZilLA

quote button top right hand corner of post ? remind me too pm you bout info bout lessons at some point when i'm awake lol (definitely not internet lessons though)

Satriani

MiKeZilLA wrote: quote button top right hand corner of post ? remind me too pm you bout info bout lessons at some point when i'm awake lol (definitely not internet lessons though)

Just had to try this quote button out ?

For sure man, I can help ya out. Give me a shout during the week sometime (if I don't answer, I'm probably teaching, so just leave a msg)

Reef

Q - How do you make a guitarist turn his volume down?
A - Put a sheet of music in front of him

Q - How do you make him stop playing?
A - Put notes on it

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Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes

FenderBender

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FenderBender

Ok it not a guitar, but it has strings and I really enjoy this one ?