The best drummer jokes ever

arjunmenon · 2008-08-21T13:38:06+00:00

How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds u...

The best drummer jokes ever

Bane

i was NOT expecting MR. Bean!! it's friggin hilarious! ? alan, you got a point though...

Bob-Dubery

What I thought was the definitive drummer joke is not here.

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

(no prizes for guessing the answer)

Wessel

Wow he really is a genuis to remember this whole routine. Cool video.

Renesongs

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

Ah shucks - I give up, is it, a band-aid ?

Bane

Haha good one!

bENDER

Whahahahahhaaaaa!!! Brilliant jokes! ?

Sean

ha ha ha ha...brilliant, my wife is a drummer...ha ha ha, love it.

arjunmenon

Sean, lets hope you're wife doesn't read this post... ?

Neps

A guy walks into a music store and has a look around. After a while he goes to the sales attendant and says "I'll take that red trumpet, and gold accordion." The sales attendent looks at the guy and asks "You're a drummer, right?" The man answers "Yes, how did you know?" The attendant answers "You can have the Fire Extinguiser, but you cant take the heater!"

Malkav

A lead singer locks his keys in his car, what happens next....it takes him 4 hours to get the drummer out.

How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...one, he just holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...99, one to screw in the lightbulb while the other 98 stand around and tell each other how they could have done it better.

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...99, one to screw in the lightbulb while the other 98 stand around and tell each other about how they preffered the old valves.

What's the difference between a pizza and a musician?...a pizza can feed a family of four.

skinymike

So a bassist locked his keys in the car, took him 2 hours to get the drummer out

arjunmenon

skinymike wrote: So a bassist locked his keys in the car, took him 2 hours to get the drummer out

? Bwahahaha

majestikc

Q: What do you get if you cross a lead guitarist with an ape?
A: A retarded ape!

.......oh wait, drummer jokes