Attila wrote:
BTW: another favourite for fathers to do is "If you break her heart, I'll hunt you down and shoot you in the face" made famouse by some Italian guy.
ROFLMAO. You could even set that to Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now" for the irony, as well as the hook of hiding an iron fist in a velvet glove. (e.g.)
If you break her heart,
I'll hunt you down and shoot you in the face.
Oo oo oo oo boy, this you'd better know.
And if you make her cry,
you'll never find yourself a hiding place.
Oo oo oo oo boy, this you'd better know.
Oo oo oo oo boy, my shotgun's not far away.
(sorry Squonk, Hijack off)
