Renesongs wrote
Unbelievable, the shit people will buy when lured by the promise that they will lose weight quickly, live longer, get laid more often, or shred faster.
Got to agree, just looked at those things and they look like a bunch of horse excrement!
Now, if you're serious about shredding what you really need is this fantastic new product, the MegaShred Magic Strap-on Mullet! It straps on in 17 easy steps and will get you shredding as fast as the best within 15 minutes or your money back! Call now and we'll include this free Mini Mullet for the special little person in your life, so he or she can looks as ridiculous (cough), er...I mean as righteously awesome you! All this for the incredibly low price of R12000! What amazing value! But wait there's more..........
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BTW no offence to anyone with a mullet, just demonstrating some more ridiculousness akin to those weights!