X-rated Bob wrote
Two guitarists, let's call them Tom and Harry, are standing at opposite ends of a bridge.
Tom has a parrot on his left shoulder.
Harry has a parrot on his left shoulder.
Tom gives Harry a mean look across the bridge.
Harry gives Tom a mean look across the bridge.
Tom takes a rifle, takes aim, fires a shot. Harry's parrot explodes in a mess of blood, guts and feathers.
Harry takes his rifle and Tom's parrot meets a similar fate.
Tom tales a budgie out of his pocket and places it on his head.
Harry, not willing to be outdone, takes a budgie out of his pocket and places it on his head.
They exchange mean looks.
Then they both jump off of the bridge.
Some minutes later they are both lying on the banks below, bruised, battered, bloodied.
Tom says "Hey Harry!"
Harry says "What?"
Tom says "this parrot shooting and budgie jumping is going to kill us."
Poor Tomcat! he is taking strain haha
