How to annoy people on a forum

DonovanB

I found this in my trawlings... has to be the funniest thing ever...

Bob-Dubery

Found what exactly? URL please ?

dee

maybe that is his sneaky plan...

DonovanB

I think it was... but somethign else reminded me to ask this question...

What is the most annoying phrase you or other people use?

Mine is "Let's put it this way...." followed by

With all due respect... cos there never is any...

aubs1

? ? ?

Squonk

lots of annoying phrases

But the one I hate the most is when journo's interview politicians and their response always seem to have the words ''...the Stakeholders..." in the first sentence that they respond with.

It seems as the use of these two words, in their own minds get's them out of answering the original question.

The worst sentence are from the telesales people "... can I have two minutes of your time to discuss your finacial portfolio..."
I generally respond "No, cause whatever comes in goes out again..."

MikeM

You're a real idiot and I think you suck ?

The smiley makes it playful ?

giggsy

It has to be "You know what I'm saying" after every sentence. Yes I do. I understand English. So stop saying it.

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People sending SMSs to polls on television and using "4rom" to mean "from". Now, if you say this out loud, it sounds like "forum". Also, it hasn't saved the writer a single letter in the SMS allocation. Stoopid.

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Hmm... Internet weirdness... This post unintended.

DonovanB

that reminds me giggsy...

I was one sitting at work, having the most uninteresting coversation and this oke got to a point of saying,"ask me how I know"
i didn't care so I didn't ask. He then said it again, and again.
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"

eventually I just had to ask him to shut him up... It still sticks with me how he didn't take the hint.

RobK

DonovanB wrote that reminds me giggsy...

I was one sitting at work, having the most uninteresting coversation and this oke got to a point of saying,"ask me how I know"
i didn't care so I didn't ask. He then said it again, and again.
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"
"ask me how I know"

eventually I just had to ask him to shut him up... It still sticks with me how he didn't take the hint.

After the third one I would have offered two choice words that would definitely have made him take the hint ?