Local? From what you mention, well I only know Queens of the Stoneage, I'd say go for buckers, the 59 in bridge is a good choice. If your budget is higher, you can get a pearly gates that fits.
Tele wise I am a MASSIVE massive fan of Bill Lawrence. He owns the Wilde name, not Bill Lawrence, long story... So another option is the L 48TL, which sounds pretty similar to a tele bridge pup, boosted mids, great clarity, an amazing bridge pup. That way you'll get nice clear ballsy tones..
Neck wise I am torn for options though... Depends which bridge you go for I think ?
Also, with so much distortion/fuzz, I'd say hit noiseless or humbucking pups ?