My urban oracle informs me that men's clothing is what caused musical evolution

lindsmuse

He reckons that when there were no clothes there was very basic grunting music - I will find that 10000 yer old flute pic somewhere. Then the monks with their loose robes came along - it was simple. A nice note here and there - all in harmony. Then came the silly clothing era with very decorative music to match. The tighter the pants the higher the musical range. We had higher and higher notes - perhaps instruments were being fashioned accordingly. But he reckons it all comes down to the pants ...Look at the Bee Gees - their pants must definitely been pulled up under their armpits ...

Riaan

Look at the Bee Gees - their pants must definitely been pulled up under their armpits ...

...and all the while we thought it was Robin's adam's apple bobbing up and down when he sings... ?

He reckons that when there were no clothes there was very basic grunting music

So we've almost come full circle then, we just need to lose more clothes and continue to play metal...

(runs for cover.... ?)

lindsmuse

Thanks Riaan hahaha!!!!! ?

TomCat

He reckons that when there were no clothes there was very basic grunting music

So we've almost come full circle then, we just need to lose more clothes and continue to play metal...

(runs for cover.... ?)

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Bob-Dubery

So what happened in the Shakespearean era with those funny collars, the tights and the cod pieces?

lindsmuse

round about that time they started discovering other notes apart from A and A# ...