Spyke I understand the Village People are getting their group back together and will tour under their new name...... "The Back Door Boys". Q: What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says “hey you, get off of my cloud!”, while a Scotsman says “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!” Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times. Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time. Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names. Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first. Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
Gearhead There's a difference between "getting chicks" and "finding a chick". There's hope for little tomcats yet ?
