The Rolling Stones aren't as young as they used to be.
Rumor has it that they're working on a new album called "Steel Wheelchairs"
Tracks include:
Hey! You! Get Offa My Barcalounger!
Let’s Take A Nap Together
I Can’t Get No Circulation
It’s Only Dulcolax but I Like It
Help Me Up!
Gimmie a Tax Shelter
Brown Splenda
19th Hip Replacement
Limpin' Jack Flash
You Can't Always Chew What You Want
She’s So Old and
Nursing Home Women
Now I'm a fan of Kurt and all, but some of these are good:
Did You know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
Yes, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch.
Q. What does a whale and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A. They both have holes in their heads
Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: With a dust buster.
Q: What colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A: Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way!)
Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him!
Q: What was Kurt Cobain's greatest release?
A: The safety button
Q: What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
A: The floor
