My list: You know you're a guitarist when...

Matt-White

1. You're more upset about a split fingernail than a Sandton kugel could ever be.
2. You would rather have a new six-string than a gym six-pack.
3. You're the one in the family with the odd haircut (or only one lacking a haircut).
4. You count everything in multiples of 4.
5. You'd rather watch your favourite guitarist on YouTube that watch a TV documentary on the making of the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Calender.
6. The word ''nut'' doesn't make you hungry.
7. Your left hand's fingerprints are incomplete.
8. You can't have a conversation with your best buddy without using at least one of these words within the first 5 minutes: lick, riff, bend, major, minor, verse, chorus, fifth or seventh.
9. The word ''sunburst'' has no astronomical meaning to you.
10. You've heard these words more than once in your life: "Do You really need another one?!"

Squonk

Good List ?

I could never grow my fingernails ☹

Explorerlover

Matt White wrote "Do You really need another one?!"

If I had a rand for everytime I've heard that one, I could have had not just another one, but another arsenal

Squonk

Matt White wrote "Do You really need another one?!"

Or in my wife's words "But you can only play one at a time???"

Heath

i hate it when they say that , drives me fucken nuts

Riaan

Or in my wife's words "But you can only play one at a time???"

Well, the wife can only wear one pair of shoes at a time, yet most have lots and lots and keep on buying them... ?

aubs1

Riaan wrote
Or in my wife's words "But you can only play one at a time???"
Well, the wife can only wear one pair of shoes at a time, yet most have lots and lots and keep on buying them... ?

Hahahaha.... Riaan, why did'nt I ever think of that one?? But then my wife is a computer nutcase, and if you know anything about Apple Mac Software, you'll understand!!!! ? ?

Explorerlover

Riaan wrote
Or in my wife's words "But you can only play one at a time???"
Well, the wife can only wear one pair of shoes at a time, yet most have lots and lots and keep on buying them... ?

Karma'd

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.. being likened to a printer is a compliment. (It took me a while for me to figure this out too, but it's implied that your hand moves up the fret board as fast as a printer)