Spyke wrote
Well played Viccy, but guys, try this one on for size.
You're sitting on the couch watching the game on TV. Your wife is at the front door, making a racket to let her in. The dog is at the back door barking - he also wants in.
Who do you let in first?
The dog, cause once he's in he'll shut up.
Yep, Spyke, you're definately not married... wicked joke man ?
