OK, so, since I gave my 12-string acoustic to Tailon, I have three guitars left... And once MikeM takes the Squier, I'll be down to two lean, mean Strat machines.
From left: 1972 American Strat, bought this at the beginning of 1996; 1994 Foto Flame Japanese Strat (complete with irritating Floyd Rose II), bought this last week (currently being rewired to deal with Overzealous Soldering Moron (OSM) syndrome); Squier Affinity Series Strat, which I won in 2000.
And this is my GT-8, my Peavey Bandit 150W, and my cat, Nietzsche, who has excellent taste.