NorioDS
Ok, of course they're NOT but man I love their lyrics and a little mis-leading topic subject here and there never killed any one ?
"I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye"
"Coz I'm kinda like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie"
So, the question is, where are these guys? Are they still releasing albums?
Spyke
Their last one was 'Screwing You On The Beach At Night' (2007)
I actually enjoy the simplicity of some of their riffs, bit of a Nirvana essence there. I think the fact that they don't take anything seriously is part of the appeal. Have fun making music - hell, if it's a basic 3 chord progression that sounds good and flows nicely who's to say you can't turn it into music.
edit: SYOTBAN is their last singles release. Hefty Fine was their last full length album in 2005. Not as good as One Fierce Beer Coaster but still enjoyable.
AlanRatcliffe
Don't know them at all, but the lyrics remind me of Bon Scott (AC/DC's first singer).
Gray
Yeah they're working on another album, not sure on the title but I kinda swayed after "One fierce beer coaster". "I hope you die" Killed me, love that song... ahhhh..