5 Things that are on my mind constantly

SumpAS83

1) Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3) What is Satan's last name?
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
5) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

Explorerlover

1) Capitalism
2) Depends who is there first
3) Bush
4) Dunno
5) Finger?

nick

6) what happens if you spill carpet cleaner?
7) if nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the pan?

[deleted]

1) Because McDog is a confusing brand name for Koreans.
2) Any damn one you want, if you're motivated enough (and carry a flick-knife).
3) Norris.
4) To set the CCTV timer to record.
5) Depends on whether you're male or not.

Spyke

Stratisfear wrote
4) To set the CCTV timer to record.

Bwahahahaha! ROFLMAO! :roflmao:

SumpAS83

6) Lick it up very greedily and yell ITS ALL MINE!!!!

SumpAS83

Damn now im lus for a McDog...
Im gonna ask that at the drive through and see if i can get Stophile to shove her head in the fryer from all the confusion

SumpAS83

8) What is a fozzwanger? :-\

inflames

1) Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3) What is Satan's last name?
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
5) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

1) The catch phrase "McDonald's weener" would not catch on!
2) If you are bigger than the person on the right you can have the right arm rest and visa versa. I you are bigger than the person on the left and the right, both are yours!
3) Burn
4) Around their neck