If the wife ever cheeses you off for whatever reason, take the baby window-shopping or for a walk, (just the two of you), and see the attention you get ..........!! (especially if you bottle-feed it).
I did that once when my boy was a few months old, and when people asked where the mother was, I kidded and said she abandoned us ....... wow, I could have collected quite a few phone numbers from sympathizers. At least I thought that was quite funny..!
Don't try this if you value your life!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Benefits of having new born babies
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How was the Voting, for those of you who ventured out.
In Weltevreden it was crazy, People queueing for blocks.
Went at 09:00, saw the queue and decided 16:00 sound like a better time. Arrived at 16:00 only to discover a bigger freaking queue. Relunctantly joined the queue about 500 metres outside the polling station, seconds later an IEC official asks me how old is the baby, "7 weeks", I replied. "Please come with me sir to the beginning of the line" he says escorting the wife and I to the beginning of the queue.
Yep, wish I had a baby yesterday! When they get to about 9 years and up, they don't wanna be seen dead with their parents.
