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Any Good Guitar Jokes?
For starters.
1) Shredding is like bug spray for hot chicks. Be warned.
2) My first metronome was defective. It kept a steady beat until I started playing. Then it started speeding up and slowing down.

    5 days later

    I canโ€™t think of one off-hand, but I can think of a few off-tempo.

    And then... What do you call those people who follow musicians around all over the place?
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    Drummers.
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ

      There once was a band with no drummer
      They had all the others, even a hummer
      They had a guitarist
      But without the 'Buh Dum Tss!'
      Their timing wasn't much more than bummer!

      ๐Ÿ˜…

        It's mostly meme's these days

        Here's something from waaaayyy back

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