Vivian-Bannatyne Any Good Guitar Jokes? For starters. 1) Shredding is like bug spray for hot chicks. Be warned. 2) My first metronome was defective. It kept a steady beat until I started playing. Then it started speeding up and slowing down.
domhatch I can’t think of one off-hand, but I can think of a few off-tempo. And then... What do you call those people who follow musicians around all over the place? . . . Drummers. 🔥
domhatch There once was a band with no drummer They had all the others, even a hummer They had a guitarist But without the 'Buh Dum Tss!' Their timing wasn't much more than bummer! 😅
