Any Good Guitar Jokes?
1) Shredding is like bug spray for hot chicks. Be warned.
2) My first metronome was defective. It kept a steady beat until I started playing. Then it started speeding up and slowing down.
I can’t think of one off-hand, but I can think of a few off-tempo.
And then... What do you call those people who follow musicians around all over the place?
Buh dum tss
There once was a band with no drummer
They had all the others, even a hummer
They had a guitarist
But without the 'Buh Dum Tss!'
Their timing wasn't much more than bummer!
It's mostly meme's these days
Here's something from waaaayyy back