Worst things a loved one has said about your playing?

NorioDS

Following on from @klaasvakie's post here where he told us his wife's thoughts on his bending:

"Klink of jy 'n kat rasper"

I thought it might be fun to share our stories of horrible things our "loved ones" have said about our playing ?

Sometimes the ones who loves us the most, show it the least ?

When I bought my classical guitar about 14 years ago, my missus was with me. She had heard me playing a bit. And she was my girlfriend at the time.

So this guy I'm buying the guitar from, he "demos" the guitar for me. Plays some beautiful Creed and other things.

Wifey says, "Now THAT'S talent!"

I've never been able to forget that ?

What's a kak thing YOU'VE heard from a loved one about your guitar playing, singing, etc?

Lu22

When I started playing guitar and singing, my sister and I would do duets with me playing the guitar. My dad walked in and said he thought the goats were hungry and screaming for food.

Major confidence boost that

wern101

I've had a few. The most recent was with the 'bending' challenge. I was playing with headphones and a backtrack and it all sounded pretty good. So wifey walks in, I unplug the headphones and let rip. Her facial expression was something along the lines of "WTF" and then she said it sounds like a sad depressed funeral song. ☹
I of course explained that it's a 'style' thing.... ?

klaasvakie

My brother hit me with:

Him: "You should go play on the radio"
Me: (Thinking I'm awesome) Really?
Him: "Yeah, then at least I could turn you off"
Me: ?

V8

klaasvakie Him: "You should go play on the radio"
Me: (Thinking I'm awesome) Really?
Him: "Yeah, then at least I could turn you off"

Bwaahahahahaaaaa, that's damn funny! ?

V8

My greatest burns came from guitar teachers...

Blues teacher : "I think you need to go play bass"
Flamenco teacher : "You have the rhythmic sense of a fish, flopping around, out of the water"

klaasvakie

V8 Blues teacher : "I think you need to go play bass"

Eish - the hardest burn of them all ... ?

V8

klaasvakie Eish - the hardest burn of them all ... ?

"I'm not sure what's a better contraceptive - your personality or your bass playing."

sigh, there's just so little love for the low end ? ?

guidothepimmp

Could have been worse.. he could have been told to take up drums..

bernie

Can you whistle?

Tailon

well my dog keeps on running into the study when i am playing , barking at me like i am an intruder . he's such an ass .

Also years ago i had a cat , that whenever i tried to play the violin she would put her paws on the strings to mute them , she to was an ass