https://www.mymusicmasterclass.com/blog/40-funny-quotes-by-musicians/
A couple classics :
“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.”
― Angus Young (AC/DC)
“I don’t know anything about music, In my line you don’t have to.”
― Elvis Presley
“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
― Bob Dylan, Music at Night and Other Essays
“Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem, I have a police problem.”
― Keith Richards
“To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.”
― Igor Stravinsky
“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.”
― Frank Zappa