I couldn't resist ?
A man was stopped by the police at around 02:00 on a Thursday.
The officer asked him where he was going so early in the morning.
The man replied: “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer asked: “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time?”
The man replied: “That would be my wife.”
