It's been a while since a friday funny - here are some silly ones...

Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.

The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Q:What’s the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
A:You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q:What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless

Q: Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.

Q:What do you call a gorgeous woman on a guitarist's arm?
A:A tattoo.

four musicians walk into a bar, followed by a guitarist.

Q:Why are there four strings on a bass?
A:Three are spares.

Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a drummer."
Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways."

Q:What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
A:Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q:What's the difference between a banjo and a cattle grid?
A?eople slow down before they drive over a cattle grid.

A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”
The devil says: “Give me your Soul.”
The man asks: “What can i get for a dollar?”
Devil: “Greatest bass player in the world.”