Renesongs
Time to mosey on down to the OK coral with your axe over your shoulder and a six gun strapped to your side because this week we are going to have a shoot out with big guns and discover who is the Fastest Shredder in the south of Africa. All entries are in by the noon bell next Monday. ???
themanthatwalks
mmmm I shall plug in my paper shredder to see what to do....
Spyke
Fastest shredder?
There's a few things I can do fast - drive fast, eat fast, talk fast, fast'en my shoes - but the one thing I can't do fast is shred.
So I'll be assuming the position I played throughout my high school rugby career - Left Back aka Left Behind.
Gone in Sixty Seconds wrote I know I can't swim so you know what i do? I keep my black @ss out the pool
Heath
I second that motion ....... i know i can't shred so i keep my fingers out of the shredders
Rudolf
I know how to use a cheese grater? But I guess that doesn't help on this occasion does it? Grr..definitely out of this one. :-[
themanthatwalks
I think that even if we cant shred..With or without our home appliances, we should all take up the challenge and enter as beginners. Come on, do a little homework, try to practice something and record it. easy. Maybe there should be a beginnerbeginner category :?
Lethe
lol, let the masturbating begin.
majestikc
whats the prize?
Lethe
a pat on the back ? and some strings I believe. And best of all, experience, some fun and something to learn from.
Renesongs
whats the prize?
Strings , heat resistant Pyrex if possible
I think that even if we cant shred..With or without our home appliances, we should all take up the challenge and enter as beginners. Come on, do a little homework, try to practice something and record it. easy. Maybe there should be a beginnerbeginner category
Now that's the spirit what's the point of a challenge if it doesn't challenge you to do something you haven't done before. And don't feel to safe entering as a beginner because I might be forced to do likewise ?
Squonk
I didn't mean to put up such a stiff challenge!
I was at the hospital noticing all the boys going for circumcision and word "shredding" just jumped out at me.
Let's have a go, put down a track and play some fast guitar, have fun. ?
themanthatwalks
Ok , Just to clarify, I WONT be working circumcision in... ☹ OUCH
Rudolf
LOL...Nah I couldn't even make anything Latin come out of my fingers as that was too fast for my capabilities. I still stick by my goal though, Eric Clapton's version of Layla by the end of this year. I would be awfully happy. And that's still nowhere near anything shredding. Argh. ?
doc-phil
Hmmmm... im ampd for this. Maybe there's a prize for SA's slowest shredder... 8)
themanthatwalks
I'll go for that ?
dyllels
haha, just as I've finished sorting out all my recording stuff and am eager to rejoin the challenges, i stumble upon this ?
time to start the exercises ?
inflames
Darn, this is going to be a fun fun challenge!
I would have loved to give it a go, but on holiday!
Um, maybe just maybe there is a recording studio in Mosselbay?
I have my accoustic here, maybe I can shred on that! I can call the song "Tuna Shredder" nah after surfing today and seeing a shark I will call it "Great White Shredder"!
themanthatwalks
My shredding is more like mowing a lawn... slow and annoying. I will shred i will shred i will...try
andrewjbryson
My entry is done.... I figured if I dont make a mission of it, it will never get done, as was proven with the Latino competition.
I started off going for a Michael Angelo Batio type "Chaotic Runs"
It Ended up sounding like a KillSwitch Engage chorus... not shred, I know, so I had to do something over it...
Ive uploaded it using the "uploader" , but otherwise it can be found at www.myspace.com/andrewjbryson
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Ha Ha, why not, I 'm always up for a challenge. I'll be using the good old camera in a blanket tent technique for that professional recording sound. This time I think there'll be little chance of me exeeding the time limit.
