Renesongs A little humour for those who know a bit of music theory C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
Explorerlover Tail0n wrote thats bloody funny , and sadly only a few people will get it Yup...like me.. :-[
themanthatwalks Rudolf wrote Can I get back to you guys on this one? :-[ You'll get it soon enough :?
AlanRatcliffe In an attempt to take this one as far as possible: Q:What do you get when a piano falls down a Disney mine shaft? A1: A flat minor seventh A2: A diminished seventh ...Sorry! :-[
AlanRatcliffe What, no-one get this? Is it that obscure or did I stretch it too far? Who were Disney's famous miners? Hint: vertically challenged How many of them were there? Hint: in the name above. What fraction of the group would one individual be? (Hi-ho!) (sigh)
