After the cleaning lady killed a Washburn for me I found an Ibanez Concord on gumtree.
It had been a braai buddy and the layer of fat on the fretboard was extremely ghastly.
It had lived on top of a cupboard since the owner had passed away years previously.
For a few years the moldy old braai smoke smell clung to it and eventually faded,
but somehow when the jamming got really hot she would emit that smell again.
Must have been ten years later that it left my care and the odour had eventually disappeared.