Josh Hayes wrote:
http://www.gumtree.co.za/a-musicians-artists/other/vocalslashbassist-drunkard-needed/1001141904110910275251909
Copied from ad:
Experienced bassist / drunkard needed for punk rock PROJECT BAND. We are experienced drunks (musicians) looking for better ways to get wasted,sniff panties and play shows.Bassist must know at least 2 chords, 3 guarantees you a spot. If you have a sh*tty voice but still like to sing, you get preference. Drop us a mail with your experience and we will probably invite you for a drink. or 10 - This is your interview, act appropriately. We will send you home with 20 songs which you must know by practice the next day.or the day after that.Practice will last a week and then we will start gigging.and drinking.Maybe.Drummers/guitarist/pianists/vocalists/anyone that can play air guitar can apply. "professional" cape town "muso's" and skinny jean wearers need not apply.
:roflmao: - should list this as a friday funny!
What's not so funny is that this is probably the only band I could play bass for... :?
