X-rated Bob wrote
Rodney: I mean, take last week. We went to the auction right, we bought a gross of disposable lighters, a space invaders game, two facial saunas, five water-damaged sleeping bags, and a moon-roof for a Peugeot. Right. Then we swopped the lot for a van-load of one-legged turkeys.
Del: They was not one-legged turkeys. They was damaged turkeys.
Rodney: How many legs did they have Del?
Del: I'm in no mood for trick questions.
The rest of that skit was even funnier.
always missing something in our lives, first we were fatherless, then we were motherless and now we're flogging 1 legged turkeys from a 3 wheeled van.........lol.