One of these:
But in an 8 string with the following specs:
Bolt on
7 pc neck - 3 pieces roasted flame maple, 2 pieces walnut stringers, 4 sets of carbon fiber fillets laminated between.
Basswood Body
Flamed Maple top stained in the most luminous light green possible (Satin finish)
27.5" - 26" fan
Endurneck profile
Pale Moon Ebony or Pistachio Fretboard (Depending on cut available)
20" radius fretboard
Stainless Steel frets (6100 sized)
24 frets
Luminlay Side Dot Markers (Black around green)
Luminlay front dot markers - Vortex pattern (White around green)
White hardware
Glow in the dark white binding on body & neck
Back of body painted white (thin poly satin finish)
Pickups: Either slanted bareknuckles (VHII & Holy Diver or Juggernaught set) or in a perfect world slanted Dimarzio D-Sonic & Air Norton or slanted D-Sonic & Liquifire, which don't exist, but in my dream they can, also in white ?
Volume & Tone control with 5-way selector, same positioning as an Ibanez RG with a Neutrik locking output jack.
Also the bolt on would be done with 1/4" T-Nut inserts, because compression.
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Or a 7 string, same specs but maybe in a light blue colour scheme - Everything else adjusted accordingly.
EDITED: Because pedantic.