Hell explained....you may have seen this ?

vic

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof
One student wrote this.....

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'OMG !! ."

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Norman86

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I happened to be searching for this one last week!
Thanks Vic, its a great one!

studmissile

Neither, Hell is the South African Home Affairs Department, many people think it's the Traffic Department, but that's just Purgatory.

Kush

studmissile wrote: Neither, Hell is the South African Home Affairs Department, many people think it's the Traffic Department, but that's just Purgatory.

+1 on that one

chris77

I must be one of the lucky few who have never had a major problem with either Home Affairs or Traffic. Applying for and renewing my ID, passport, licences etc all went down smoothly, quickly and without a glitch. (Touch Wood!)

To me hell would be a 'buitelugskool' type camp run by bank employees. >☹

studmissile

chris77 wrote: I must be one of the lucky few who have never had a major problem with either Home Affairs or Traffic. Applying for and renewing my ID, passport, licences etc all went down smoothly, quickly and without a glitch. (Touch Wood!)

To me hell would be a 'buitelugskool' type camp run by bank employees. >☹

Where do you renew Kimberley?

chris77

studmissile wrote:
chris77 wrote: I must be one of the lucky few who have never had a major problem with either Home Affairs or Traffic. Applying for and renewing my ID, passport, licences etc all went down smoothly, quickly and without a glitch. (Touch Wood!)

To me hell would be a 'buitelugskool' type camp run by bank employees. >☹
Where do you renew Kimberley?

Well, applied for ID and Passport in Bloemfontein first time round, also did my driver's licence there. Then applied again for new ones in Lichtenburg and then had my driver's licence renewed and marriage registration done here in Kimberley. All done in small(-ish) places, but I can imagine that having to go through the motions in Jozi is a whole other bag of misery... ☹

Banks on the other hand have given me nothing but angst and throbbing veins in my head, no matter where they've been. Online banking makes it a hell of a lot easier to deal with the bastards, but every now and the you still have to go there in person.

studmissile

chris77 wrote:

Banks on the other hand have given me nothing but angst and throbbing veins in my head, no matter where they've been. Online banking makes it a hell of a lot easier to deal with the bastards, but every now and the you still have to go there in person.
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No Banks are administered by the anti-christ who's tucked away in a small back room.