Stoffeltoo
Work colleagues were debating the use of slingshot to drive off pestering baboons at a camp site in Botsie.
While debating what size ball and which size sling shot an old geezer came in and had this story to share....
While in the Pilanesberg (Sp?) they had trouble with baboons and having no ketties, they went off to a shop and got the hottest meanest chillie sauce and laced some naartjies and oranges with the stuff. Armed with the secret recipe they set the fruit trap.
They hid in the caravan and waited for the vermin which obliged and virtually gobbled the tainted food.
Apparently that was the last see of the trrop as the voorbok choked, gagged and duly proceeded to rub/scrape his tongue on the ground with the other running away and stopping every so often to also go for a tongue scrape.
Needless to say, I was drinking coffee and blasted half of my cup's contents on my bosses' table top!
Ray
Not quite as up there as nailing people with sarin gas, but shows potential.
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I was confused by this until I realised that you meant "nature conservationist" type people, and not the unfortunate side effects of combining booze and weed, which is quite easy to get going, but why would you want to?
