Heath
alan go a 100% on his music exams by simply answering everything with Alan Ratcliffe
LMinnie
(11:33:39) Tauriq: Alan is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
(11:34:34) Tauriq: Haha there is no global warming Alan got cold and turned the sun up.
LMinnie
(11:35:47) Tauriq: When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Alan.
(11:36:07) CornFlakes: what is the best song ever?
(11:36:31) Tauriq: No idea
(11:36:43) Tailon: ask alan
(11:36:51) Lawrence: Alan hasnt written it yet!
(11:36:52) CornFlakes: everthing by Alan Ratcliffe
AlanRatcliffe
Oh dear...
And they're off...
MikeM
Alan fears not Kryptonite! Only Mr Min!
LMinnie
(11:37:26) CornFlakes: how do u make alan blink
(11:38:03) CornFlakes: ask him about Mr.Min
Squonk
Can Alan defend himself against fresh fruit?
LMinnie
(11:44:10) Tailon: alan can play any note he wants and still sound good
(11:44:46) Tailon: alan is the only person who can play a b# and a e#
(11:45:32) Lawrence: at the same time...
Heath
(11:44:10) Tailon: alan can play any note he wants and still sound good
(11:44:46) Tailon: alan is the only person who can play a b# and a e#
(11:45:32) Lawrence: at the same time...
LMinnie
(11:48:30) Fritz_Brand: The orginal was called Stairway to Alan
(11:50:14) Tailon: whan alan looks in the mirror he sees nothing , there can only be one alan
(11:52:16) Tailon: alan is allowed to talk about fight club
(11:54:34) Tailon: alan can clap with one hand
Heath
(11:53:10) MikeM: The fountain of youth was discovered... In Alan's toilet
(11:54:34) Tailon: alan can clap with one hand
(11:55:00) CornFlakes: alan's pee is well known as redbull today
(11:55:19) Fritz_Brand: When Jimi Hendrix said "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" he was talking about Alan ?
LMinnie
(12:02:48) MikeM: The only things that Alan can't fix is his hair and chatbot ?
Heath
(11:59:50) Tailon: alan invented all 32 notes of the scale
(12:00:21) MikeM: Alan can sing beyond high G
(12:00:47) Lawrence: Alan can play notes only dogs can hear..
(12:01:20) MikeM: Alan can play notes without touching the strings
(12:01:56) Tailon: alan doesn't play his guitar the strings shiver out of fear
Neps
hahaha... i leave the chat for an hour and this happens..
but out of fear for alan, i'll go back to chat
CDee
Alan Ratcliffe wrote:
Manfred Klose wrote:
What is radio frequency glue? does keep unwanted EMI out?
It's a type of hot glue that you heat with radio waves in the frequency of 2 to 30 megacycles. You clamp the two pieces of wood together with the glue in between and plate electrodes on either side then apply the RF. The nice thing is it heats up the wood and glue uniformly, unlike steam and other methods.
Alan does this by touching the guitar the right way...
CornFlakes
Bwhahahaha....
Neps
(12:48:09) Neps: alan can kill 2 stones with one bird
(12:50:02) CDee: Guitar Hero was origanaly a tribute to Alan, but elas, the technology does not exist yet to capture what he can do and was thus changed to feature more mediocre artists.
CDee
Alan is the only living being still able to play the elusive H chord.
Bob-Dubery
Some say that his snores are contrapuntal and perfectly in time. And that the CIA have tried to kidnap him with a view to forcing him to build a basser-than-bass stratocaster with plutonium pickups that can induce shockwaves with a richter number in the 4 digit range.
All we know is that he's called "Alan".
Squonk
sorry to really harp on with this
But Alan knows where the lost Robert Johnson song is!
Pity Ralph Macchio didn't know this!
